you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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