I'm so fucking centered right now
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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