Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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