How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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