we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
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This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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