Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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