I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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