Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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