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Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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