but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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