i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
