as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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