just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
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