He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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