I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
