We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
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Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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