i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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