what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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