Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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