Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
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Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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