he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
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I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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