can u get pink eye on your cock?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
