Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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