I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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