Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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