In the future we'll all be gay
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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