scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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