thus making me awesome and them whores
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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