what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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