i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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