Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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