BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
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No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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