Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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