Sponge bath it is.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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