did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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