Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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