at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
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answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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