Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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