I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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