he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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