i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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