Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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