why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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