I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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