Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
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So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
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I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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