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What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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