Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This is my gift to your gina
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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