they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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