Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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