Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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