WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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