Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
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Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
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The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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